Some Funny Definitions For Some Commonly Used Rare Terms

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Some Funny Definitions For Some Commonly Used Rare Terms


Boss: Someone who is early when we are late and late when we are early.
Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.
College: A place where some pursue learning & others learn pursuing.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Criminal: A guy not different from the rest of us... except that he got caught.
Dictionary: The only place where divorce come before marriage.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Etcetera: A sign to make others believe that you know more than what you actually do.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place where you can relax after a strenuous home life.
Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist: A person who says 'O' is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word; 'Opportunity'.
Politician: One who shakes your hands before elections and your confidence after elections.
Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.
Smile: A curve that sets a lot of things straight.
Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

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